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1．Two Tickets Please　两张电影票1

2．I'll Keep It on My Floor　放在地板上2

3．The Attraction of the Map　地图的引力4

4．What Grade　哪一级6

5．An Adult Decision　成年人的抉择7

6．We're on That Mountain Over There　我们在那座山上9

7．I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer It　让我的司机来回答11

8．Where Do You Want These Blinds　窗帘挂于何处13

9．Whose Dog Was the Smartest　谁的狗最聪明16

10．What Will Be The Headline　标题是什么18

11．A Challenging Hunt　富有挑战性的搜寻20

12．You're Not Going to Make It　你活不成了23

13．A Pleasant Surprise　惊喜25

14．A Clever Dog　聪明狗26

15．It seemed like Hours　犹如几个时辰29

16．Mother's Feet　母亲的脚31

17．I Want to Get Out　我要出去33

18．Nest and Hair　鸟窝与头发35

19．I Never Work after Supper　我晚饭后从不工作37

20．Coffee Problem　咖啡问题40

21．I've Just Bitten My Tongue　我刚咬破自己的舌头41

22．Job Technique　工作技巧42

23．A Bad Doctor　庸医44

24．Saving Grace　保全面子48

25．A Woman Who Fell　摔倒的女人50

26．My Wife Thinks So　我老婆这样认为52

27．A Plumber　管道修理工54

28．A Tough Teacher　强悍的教师56

29．I'm a Police Officer　我是警察57

30．A Business Trip　出差旅行60

31．Get a Job　找个工作62

32．12 Post Cards　十二张卡片64

33．A Stubborn Horse　倔强的马68

34．Looking for a Companion　找个伴侣70

35．My Roommate　我的室友71

36．I Can't Stop Now　我无法停下74

37．The Big Baby　大婴儿75

38．Pears and Plums　梨子与李子79

39．She Is Left-handed　她是左撇子82

40．Ways and Means　花招83

41．You Let Me Search Quite　叫我好找85

42．The Long and Short of It　长短之说87

43．The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat　收羊人与官僚90

44．The Judge's Pistol　法官的手枪93

45．A Call from a Frog　青蛙的电话95

46．Wouldn't You Know　你不要知道吗96

47．The Very Last Birthday　最后的生日98

48．Good Thing He Has You　有你教他真好100

49．Do Me a Favor　请帮个忙102

50．Point of No Return　有去无回104

51．The Story of a Snail　蜗牛的故事107

52．Not Here　不在这里109

53．A Midshipman　海军军官候补生113

54．That's What They All Say　他们都是这么说的115

55．The Mistaken Father　糊涂父亲116

56．This Hole in the Ground　地坑119

57．A Prospective Horse Buyer　欲买马之人122

58．Bad Business　生意不好124

59．The Cheater　作弊者125

60．Which One to Call Back　给哪一个回电话129

61．Boy,Oh Boy　让人无奈的孩子132

62．I Can't Let Him Get Away　不能让他跑了134

63．A Hasty Interruption　匆忙的打断135

64．It's a Puzzlement　难解的问题138

65．A Small Surprise　小小的意外139

66．The Cat and the Saucer　猫与托盘141

67．Long Life　长生不老143

68．Diet Tribe　节食族147

69．Stunning Reply　出色的回答150

70．Senior Class　年长者阶层151

71．The Young Man at the Wheel　驾车的小伙子153

72．What Went Wrong　问题出在哪里155

73．You Never Cailed　从未来访156

74．A Vacation Cruise　假日巡航游158

75．This Way to Request　如是请求160

76．The Problem of Two Flounders　两个比目鱼问题162

77．At the Supermarket　在超级市场165

78．A Preacher's Topic　传教士的讲题167

79．In the Air　在空中169

80．Way of Inducing　招客有方173

81．An Urgent Standby Passenger　紧急待机乘客175

82．A Man Who Said No　说不的男子178

83．The Target　靶子180

84．Day after Day　日复一日182

85．Post Haste　邮政快递184

86．Response　回应188

87．A Coach and His Players　教练与他的队员189

88．He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches　他把她的椅子降低了6英寸191

89．The Ability of the Kangaroo　袋鼠的能力194

90．Dream　梦想195

91．Bull Wrestler　斗牛士197

92．Dis-Concerting　尴尬199

93．A Talk on the Phone　电话交谈202

94．A Bad Impression　坏印象204

95．Lose One Pound　减掉一磅205

96．Older Goats in America　美国老羊207

97．The Stories Are Still in Them　故事还在里面209

98．Back Up Two Miles　退后两英里211

99．Who Was That Man　那男子是谁214

100．The Advangage of Noise　噪音的优点216

101．A Gentle Reminder　委婉提醒218

102．I Understand Him　我懂他的话220

103．An Exact Number　准确数字222

104．Violin Lessons　小提琴课224

105．Which Month Did He Go Away　几月走的228

106．I'm the Only Driver　唯有我是司机230

107．Such a Long Dog　如此长的狗231

108．Where It Should Be Plugged　插在何处233

109．A Wild Guess　奇猜异想235

110．Until They're Free　直到免费为止237

111．To Borrow an Ox　借公牛一用238

112．Only One Eye to Settle On　一眼看中240

113．A Short Holiday　短期假日241

114．A Woman's Answer　妇女的回答245

115．The Best Salesman in the World　世界上最好的售货员247

116．A Boy with a Big Head　大头娃娃251

117．The Choice of Word　选词252

118．I,You and She　我，你，她254

119．You May Select　可以选择256

120．Three Men in a Boat　三人同舟258

121．A Speeding Motorist　超速的司机261

122．What Color　什么颜色262

123．It's Kind of Fitting　理应如此264

124．Excellent Skills　绝妙的技巧266

125．Maternal Instinct　母性的本能268

126．An Excellent Scheme　妙计270

127．Easy or Not　方便与否272

128．I Want Her to Go Nuts　我要让她发疯275

129．An Ad　广告276

130．Wedding or Not　要不要结婚278

131．Ways to Report Death　报丧方式280

132．The Use of a Handsaw　手锯的用处284

133．A Thank-you Note　一封感谢信286

134．The Nice Wedding Gift　漂亮的结婚礼物287

135．Hunting Skills　打猎的技巧289

136．Bring Me a Glass of Milk　捎杯牛奶291

137．A Branch Office　分店293

138．A Holiday from School　休假294

139．Quick Service　快速服务297

140．Whose Son Is the Greatest　谁的儿子最伟大301